What Your Favorite D&D Weapon Says About You
What Your Favorite D&D Weapon Says About You
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[angerly holding spear intensifies]…
I use a net because it’s a nice day for fishin’!
I play glaves because I have this really stupid die that’s a d20 that counts to 10 twice and I am determined to use it.
Um my Druid uses a spear and shield
Is there seriously not a single scythe in the players handbook?
Well then, someone give me a stereo type other than “grim reaper”.
Me: *Mains Sickle and the Double Bladed Scimitar. Also playing a warforged with the frame of a dragonborn who’s core has 3 souls instead of one and accurately roleplays and portrays DID this way (because I have DID and am part of a system) just being happy that I may be the best at RP at my table but knowing I may not be the best at resource management or combat* 😅
I ran trident on a rogue3/fighter2 and it was very fun.
No weapon: either you are a monk or a loud brawler who grabs stuff and throws it around.
Don’t forget that you can throw daggers
You forgot double bladed scimitar
The crossbows are a stereotype for anyone who wants to be a vampire hunter
ahhhh you missed the scythe, it would take the sickles spot as coolest weapon too
spears and polearms: tfw you played too much fire emblem and you want to kill everylast one of them.
Rapiers: please I just want a fencing character that doesnt rely on two handing weapons, please, they could even be slightly evasive or armour piericing, please, they look cool, please god
Scimitar – you’re playing Swashbuckler Rogue with dual wielder feat (and you’ve managed to convince your DM that scimitar is ideal weapon for rogue) just because it’s cool AF 😀
Throwing a shield: You’ve rewatched way too many MARVEL movies
Hammer and sickle: COMMUNIST
im the guy who makes the weirdest and wackiest magical weapons, such as a spell bound card deck
Gun: you big smart clock man make gun.
Laser cannon
you’ve played way too much fallout as a kid
Thought the same about spears. Until I saw Oberyn Martell vs The Mountain in Game of Thrones.
Fist: you monk
the pen is mightier than the sword
Long Sword should have been "You don’t actually know anything about medieval weapons, you watch way to much anime and were obsessed with the Katana when you were a kid." Though that could be said for just about every sword.
another thing for the sickle is : "You Most Likely Pair It With A Hammer"
As a blowgun enthusiast I am offended. Anyways yeah it’s true I left my dice at home.
Hammer and sickle: you’re a communist
As a quarterstaff user, I can confirm that I’m playing a Monk.
Torch: You’re not only a pyromaniac, but you’re looking forward to setting the death toll high as an arsonist; that and you believe in improvising even the simplest of tools like these
Wait but what about the Yklwa
I made a Lizardfolk barbarian, who was given a club (his only peice of gear) by his (criminal) employers, so he wouldn’t kill and eat people when he was told to hurt them (totally not a dumb enforcer/tug for the kobold mafia).
I like the staff not to use its because every time I see it I think of magic and I LOVE magic. no I mean like I’m obsessed with magic
scythe: you’re either a badass or a skeleton cosplaying Grim
Greataxe: That’s about right.
Lance: I am the horse (centaur)
Everything is a weapon. This is why you took the tavern brawler feat.
Blaine: Starting with the club and ending with the net:
*Proceeds to start with the dagger*
Me: Welp….that was unexpected.
Reality: He actually starts with the club, and i was just assuming that he will mess up at the beginning, making this comment completely futile.
Glave: i like naginata
Rapier: You’re a bard.
great sword: you played monopoly as a child and after watching a million videos on it, you know that 7 is the most common number for 2 dice to roll. You are probably playing a human fighter knight and you will continue to be basic until you win monopoly
Kukri – you’re on some weird smoothie diet.
Spiked Chain – man, f*** you.
Funny you mention halberds and glaives, and then drew a pike as an oversized halberd.
The only reason I have a whip made out of a goblins spine is because I wanted to scare my teammates while making it and because I knew that there would be other goblins soon and I wanted to scare them
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Spear: you actually have a crush on undyne
Lance: 2 things: or you like charging like sirfetch’d, or you’re a Lance main on brawlhalla
Long sword: you like main demoman
Short sword: you’re a Fire Emblem character
Daggers are awesome. I once threw one of my daggers (Bob) at a necromancer’s eyeball and then my uncle used his war hammer to smash the necromancer and my mom used one of the overpowered fire spells to burn him and then I stabbed him with the other dagger (Ross).
Go ahead, give me a halberd instead of a glaive. Be warned doing so is liable to get you stabbed with said halberd, then stabbed with my new glaive I just exchanged the halberd for.
"Quarter Staff, Spellcating cast that will never actully attack with this weapon." XD Indeed. I’m playing a Wizard, we’re on like session 15+ I’ve used the staff once to swat beggar’s hand who was trying to rob us.
Where the hell is war hammer??
Zweihander: Let me guess, Giant Dad?
Great sword:
-I think spears are boring
-I would rather die than be called a coward
-I want to be special without sacrificing usefulness
Yklwa (TOA):You actually know how to pronounce this word and bought this as a flex…