A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] – Dungeon Master

A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] – Dungeon Master

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– 𝗕𝗼𝗼 𝗥𝗮𝗱𝟭𝟯𝘆 | https://twitter.com/Boo_Rad13y | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbLqpxkQMcd-vDey5OgtJcg
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– 𝗧𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗗𝗿𝘆𝗲 | https://twitter.com/TerranceDryeVA | https://www.youtube.com/user/ZekeX79
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– 𝗗𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗼 𝗗𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀 | https://twitter.com/DingoDoodles | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfPUcG3oCmXEYgdFuwlFh8w
– 𝗙𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗜𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗵 | https://twitter.com/FelixIrnich
– 𝗭𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘄 | https://twitter.com/Zeebashew | https://www.youtube.com/user/zeebashew
– 𝗣𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁 | https://twitter.com/PuffinForest | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUpkp-6fXuG9dqfoJ99XTmw
– 𝗢𝗦𝗣 𝗥𝗲𝗱 & 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲 | https://twitter.com/OSPyoutube | https://www.youtube.com/user/RedEyesTakeWarning
– 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝘃𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 | https://twitter.com/DavvyChappy | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1r4Y0yjS1wjq6Yw1ybcJHA
– 𝗫𝗣 𝘁𝗼 𝗟𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹 𝟯 | https://twitter.com/XPtoLevel3 | https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDrModnar
– 𝗧𝘂𝗹𝗼𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻 | https://twitter.com/tulokthe | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5EfKWar21WkaYUSOwPWakg
– 𝗥𝘂𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗺𝗶𝘁𝗵 | https://twitter.com/the_runesmith | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCweFJojRAFuxyYxe4KHL8vw
– 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗱𝗮𝘄 | https://twitter.com/JessJackdaw | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3HyvfrwscLKtE_NmOQfWGw
– 𝗔𝗱𝗮𝗻 | https://twitter.com/BirdCyclops | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCDWmgX1kc_tEXOd0OJmF_Q
– 𝗞𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗸𝘂𝗼 | https://twitter.com/KanekuoYT | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVPgmnfgdUZV85yrO8vbn8Q
– 𝗪𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸 | https://twitter.com/Wystle_Wys | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeuCErMOpklJ-zQb_eiMaQw
– 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗦𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 | https://twitter.com/SimpleBlaine | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7Je57UJURMIx6lrXr3zO4g
– 𝗥𝗲𝗯𝗮 𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗽𝘀 | https://twitter.com/DerpsReba | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU0zyYHAn2WkOho3QeceWvA
– 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗶-𝗖𝗮𝘁 | https://twitter.com/camicattweets | https://www.youtube.com/user/Nek0ShiChan
– 𝗙𝗲𝗹𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯 | https://twitter.com/feltheleb | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRgerkcASDuOL0dU_hY3LEg
– 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗕𝗼𝘆 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗲 | https://twitter.com/coolboybeebles | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUTNGafHJVmonQtWXP3dESw
– 𝗖𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗖𝗿𝗮𝗯 | https://twitter.com/CrabCrit | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Q
– 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗟𝗼𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗖𝗿𝗲𝘄 | https://twitter.com/LoadingCrew | https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLoadingCrew
– 𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗞𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗿 | https://twitter.com/ThatArtJack |
– 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗿 | https://twitter.com/matthewmercer | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpXBGqwsBkpvcYjsJBQ7LEQ

And music by TheMusicReborn https://twitter.com/TheMusicReborn


  1. The Ashen Hawk on December 10, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    You know, for a 30+ player session, that actually went very smoothly.

  2. wilddeath1 on December 10, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    Aw man. i felt that moment when all the players started talking over the DM. I felt it right in my soul.

  3. Sleeping Snorlax on December 10, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    JoCat really is the Ryuuji to JoCrap’s Taiga

  4. Sir Wilhelm on December 10, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    Where can I get the Goblin plushy you showed in the Goblin episode? Do you have a merch store,

  5. David Laursen on December 10, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    I cry every time I watch this.

    It’s really hard being in charge. Not just the responsibility or all the things you have to remember, but being the whole crux of what should be a fun time.
    There’s so much time and energy spent trying to make the very best experience for others and even then it feels like it’s never enough. Being a DM is hard, but being the reason why your friends aren’t having fun is harder.
    Sometimes, you just have to roll with it.

  6. Colin Scott on December 10, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    Marvel: Endgame ks the most ambitious crossover
    Me, an intellectual:

  7. VexTheWanderer01 on December 10, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    I’m actually missing friends :’)

  8. Lucas Scheunemann on December 10, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    "oh you are a villain, just not a SUPER one."
    "oh yeah, and what’s the difference?"

  9. JoCat on December 10, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

  10. EloquentTroll on December 10, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    I got so good at GM Improv that I abandoned D&D and now GM better games. Seriously, D&D is kinda creatively bankrupt and has been for a while. WotC refuses to learn from the rest of the industry, and thus the rest of industry has left them behind.

  11. wolfman 65 on December 10, 2021 at 9:33 pm

    Who sang the song?

  12. Veruca Assault on December 10, 2021 at 9:34 pm

    5:53 why does one of the players have the scp logo *what did they do*

  13. Enthapythius on December 10, 2021 at 9:35 pm

    jocat talking to his crap guide avatar is just too nice. never want crap guides to X to end :/

  14. Snick on December 10, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    "You can certainly try." oh the meanings behind that phrase

  15. The Nerd Beast on December 10, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    Hey Players may have say in what happens through their actions but that was fucking nuts, jfc Wiggler Guy or whatever he is called was in the right to shoot them all down.

  16. Derrick G. on December 10, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    This is the most beautiful video I have ever watched. LMFAO!!!

  17. Jared Wilkinson on December 10, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    You know, I haven’t watched this in a while and the end still makes me cry man. There’s just something about it that pulls at me so hard, I’ve been so worried all the time about if my games are good or if the things I’m doing are going to be done right, and just hearing him say “you can certainly try” makes me break every time.

  18. arav ranka on December 10, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    i fricking loved the colab and jo cat now is my favorite yt

  19. Ivory Dungeons on December 10, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    Jocat wasn’t wrong with any of this, though, players, don’t do what the players were doing in this skit. Play the game you want to play yes, but don’t be disrespectful of the hard work the DM puts it. It is soul crushing to put in a lot of hard work and to have your players not even give a damn and just derail everything to fuck around.

  20. Jay j holmes on December 10, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    You should make a western dungeon game

  21. Cha-Khia Blankenship on December 10, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    You also shouldn’t perhaps have 20+ players… lets start there.

  22. Thaylog Paine on December 10, 2021 at 9:51 pm

    100% truth

  23. EnderJax on December 10, 2021 at 9:54 pm

    I wasn’t allowed to play D&D until I was 12, I wanted to play when I was 11, so I spent an entire YEAR just reading the books over and over against to memorize the rules to the best of my ability, and that’s how I became the dm of just about every D&D game I’ve been a part of

  24. Benjamin Zwart on December 10, 2021 at 9:55 pm

    JoCat what is the OwO potion

    What is the OwO potion JoCat


  25. Freakin'Usernames on December 10, 2021 at 9:56 pm

    I’m American, my wallet doesn’t have pounds.

  26. Adeleinee on December 10, 2021 at 9:59 pm

    Why you making me cry? 😭

  27. Cody Sewell on December 10, 2021 at 9:59 pm

    Honestly, I expected at the end when the DM asks if everyone wants to try again, for half of them to just end up with scheduling conflicts lol

  28. Hansen Horst on December 10, 2021 at 10:00 pm

    Now you know how a teacher feels every day

  29. Truth Tree Gaming on December 10, 2021 at 10:01 pm

    I just realized thats Sips!

  30. Kilo on December 10, 2021 at 10:02 pm

    The issue is the session has like upwards of a dozen people tbh; that’s way too many XD

  31. The Adventure's Guild on December 10, 2021 at 10:03 pm

    This video was AMAZING. Hearing Matt Mercer, Jacob from XPtoLvl3 and Runesmith as well as handfuls of other popular D&D content creators sent me soaring

  32. Hanako Ikezawa on December 10, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    Rewatching this after being inspired to DM & funnily enough I am planning on giving them a pet displacer beast if they make the right choice in a side-quest lul

  33. Lock Moon on December 10, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    While the way that he reacted was very over blown but he does have a point. Like he is the DM so there should be a slight respect for the Story he is telling, even if they dont follow it exactly

  34. Moonless on December 10, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    Me trying to dm

  35. Robert Nett on December 10, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    I feel called out by this ‘spending the week to do some faffing of your own and spend the last half hour leading up to the session, frantically writing down bits from a D&D random content generator…’

  36. Oktober Vanderslice on December 10, 2021 at 10:11 pm

    The guys at 14:00 looks like ElyBeatMaker 😂

  37. Stitch on December 10, 2021 at 10:12 pm

    @JoCat Could you make a version with quacks over the Fucks and Bitches so I could use these amazing videos in my classroom?

  38. Aruug_ITV on December 10, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    I know you say that this isn’t a good guide (hence name obviously) but it actually kinda is. Because of quick it is, it makes it easier for people who don’t wanna have to watch like 2 hours worth of tutorials (tho it’s still a good idea to do so).

  39. Freyja Stallheim on December 10, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    Red and Blue! Did not expect that 😂

  40. GoingRampant07 on December 10, 2021 at 10:16 pm

    "Ah fuck the rogue just tried to steal ___________" is probably the best way to sum up any DnD campaign i’ve ever been a part of.

  41. OneMonthHero on December 10, 2021 at 10:17 pm

    can someone expain why i have seen Sips in at less two videos of (a crap guide videos)

  42. Nicholas Johnson on December 10, 2021 at 10:17 pm

    so many cameos………………………….

  43. ELIAS SCHENK on December 10, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    Ouch the last five minutes shot right into my feelings but thank you

  44. D'Ante Wilson on December 10, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    Oh MY GOD THIS ONE HAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! Someone rolled a Nat 20 for a collab!

  45. Zach cowley on December 10, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    Jesus this video is only 11 months old. It feels like it came so much longer ago then that

  46. Mr. Henry on December 10, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    I have everything except the friend’s

  47. Willow Wisp on December 10, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    Ok so, in our world, the Dm is just a person like anyone else, with fears, limitations and feelings, but in the actual game, like in the universe where the worlds of DnD are REAL, they are a literal *god* who can do literally whatever they wish, only one god per world, and if you’re lucky, your character will exist in a world with an amazing Dm, which I hope to someday be.

  48. Trollster713 on December 10, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    This is what happens when you invite all of your friends and allow them to bring a plus 1

  49. Scorpious187 on December 10, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    It’s been almost a full year since this released and I’m just now realizing *The Wizard™* from XP to Level 3 makes an appearance at 14:44.

  50. AceAceBaby on December 10, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    😮 when did sips come here!?