A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] – Dungeon Master
A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] – Dungeon Master
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You know, for a 30+ player session, that actually went very smoothly.
Aw man. i felt that moment when all the players started talking over the DM. I felt it right in my soul.
JoCat really is the Ryuuji to JoCrap’s Taiga
Where can I get the Goblin plushy you showed in the Goblin episode? Do you have a merch store,
I cry every time I watch this.
It’s really hard being in charge. Not just the responsibility or all the things you have to remember, but being the whole crux of what should be a fun time.
There’s so much time and energy spent trying to make the very best experience for others and even then it feels like it’s never enough. Being a DM is hard, but being the reason why your friends aren’t having fun is harder.
Sometimes, you just have to roll with it.
Marvel: Endgame ks the most ambitious crossover
Me, an intellectual:
I’m actually missing friends :’)
"oh you are a villain, just not a SUPER one."
"oh yeah, and what’s the difference?"
1:57
from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
I got so good at GM Improv that I abandoned D&D and now GM better games. Seriously, D&D is kinda creatively bankrupt and has been for a while. WotC refuses to learn from the rest of the industry, and thus the rest of industry has left them behind.
Who sang the song?
5:53 why does one of the players have the scp logo *what did they do*
jocat talking to his crap guide avatar is just too nice. never want crap guides to X to end :/
"You can certainly try." oh the meanings behind that phrase
Hey Players may have say in what happens through their actions but that was fucking nuts, jfc Wiggler Guy or whatever he is called was in the right to shoot them all down.
This is the most beautiful video I have ever watched. LMFAO!!!
You know, I haven’t watched this in a while and the end still makes me cry man. There’s just something about it that pulls at me so hard, I’ve been so worried all the time about if my games are good or if the things I’m doing are going to be done right, and just hearing him say “you can certainly try” makes me break every time.
i fricking loved the colab and jo cat now is my favorite yt
Jocat wasn’t wrong with any of this, though, players, don’t do what the players were doing in this skit. Play the game you want to play yes, but don’t be disrespectful of the hard work the DM puts it. It is soul crushing to put in a lot of hard work and to have your players not even give a damn and just derail everything to fuck around.
You should make a western dungeon game
You also shouldn’t perhaps have 20+ players… lets start there.
100% truth
I wasn’t allowed to play D&D until I was 12, I wanted to play when I was 11, so I spent an entire YEAR just reading the books over and over against to memorize the rules to the best of my ability, and that’s how I became the dm of just about every D&D game I’ve been a part of
JoCat what is the OwO potion
What is the OwO potion JoCat
WHATS IN THE POTION JOCAT
I’m American, my wallet doesn’t have pounds.
Why you making me cry? 😭
Honestly, I expected at the end when the DM asks if everyone wants to try again, for half of them to just end up with scheduling conflicts lol
Now you know how a teacher feels every day
I just realized thats Sips!
The issue is the session has like upwards of a dozen people tbh; that’s way too many XD
This video was AMAZING. Hearing Matt Mercer, Jacob from XPtoLvl3 and Runesmith as well as handfuls of other popular D&D content creators sent me soaring
Rewatching this after being inspired to DM & funnily enough I am planning on giving them a pet displacer beast if they make the right choice in a side-quest lul
While the way that he reacted was very over blown but he does have a point. Like he is the DM so there should be a slight respect for the Story he is telling, even if they dont follow it exactly
Me trying to dm
I feel called out by this ‘spending the week to do some faffing of your own and spend the last half hour leading up to the session, frantically writing down bits from a D&D random content generator…’
The guys at 14:00 looks like ElyBeatMaker 😂
@JoCat Could you make a version with quacks over the Fucks and Bitches so I could use these amazing videos in my classroom?
I know you say that this isn’t a good guide (hence name obviously) but it actually kinda is. Because of quick it is, it makes it easier for people who don’t wanna have to watch like 2 hours worth of tutorials (tho it’s still a good idea to do so).
Red and Blue! Did not expect that 😂
"Ah fuck the rogue just tried to steal ___________" is probably the best way to sum up any DnD campaign i’ve ever been a part of.
can someone expain why i have seen Sips in at less two videos of (a crap guide videos)
so many cameos………………………….
Ouch the last five minutes shot right into my feelings but thank you
Oh MY GOD THIS ONE HAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! Someone rolled a Nat 20 for a collab!
Jesus this video is only 11 months old. It feels like it came so much longer ago then that
I have everything except the friend’s
Ok so, in our world, the Dm is just a person like anyone else, with fears, limitations and feelings, but in the actual game, like in the universe where the worlds of DnD are REAL, they are a literal *god* who can do literally whatever they wish, only one god per world, and if you’re lucky, your character will exist in a world with an amazing Dm, which I hope to someday be.
This is what happens when you invite all of your friends and allow them to bring a plus 1
It’s been almost a full year since this released and I’m just now realizing *The Wizard™* from XP to Level 3 makes an appearance at 14:44.
😮 when did sips come here!?